Saturday, July 19, 2008

Youthfulness

Hi Bears,
Everyone wants to know how I maintain my youthful appearance despite my health problems.  The number one key is denial; don't ever admit you 're aging.  Do all the things you did as a kid:rest when you're tired, run when you're not.  Drink when you're thirsty ,and eat when you're starved.  Spread out the sunshine, never burn.  Wash your face with Wal-Mart's antiacne soap and use their astringent, too.  It will burn, but it's a good burn.
Billy bear

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Tony Snow

The Goebbels of the KKKarl Rove administration died of cancer.  How dare he die of the disease that killed my beloved parents.  He didn't deserve to die of cancer.  Like the other liars and war criminals , he should have been disgraced by dying at a public hanging following a water-boarding that he defended as nontorture for the monsters that have run our government for the last 8 years.  Unlike the media cowards and greedy politicians, I can say what I want in America, at least for the time being.  Of course if Bush-Lite(mKKKane) gets elected and KKKarl gets 8more years to do his evil deeds with the support of the cowards in congress and our Australian media dictator, who knows how much more of the Constitution will be shredded?