Wednesday, May 14, 2008

we're endangered!

Hi Bears,
This is one of those bad news, worse news things.  It's a slight recognition that global warming is real and it's going to wipe us bears out in the next three generations (36 polar bear years).  But the real motive is preventing lawsuits against oil companies that will wipe out all life this century.  So what it comes down to is that the oil miners are not allowed to shoot the canary, just starve it.  Maybe we should start eating humans.  Eventually they would pass a law making it mandatoryfor us to use SUV's to chase them. 

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