Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Still Blind

Hi Bears,
I got my new glasses today.  They were supposed to correct my long vision, but they didn't.  I can still make baskets: 15 feet seems to be my focal distance.  Obviously I can see the computer screen if I hold my laptop up close(same with my Kindle or the newspaper).  I need a 15-foot golf tee and for cars to stay 15 feet ahead of me.  A good friend (Bud Flugan) has been finding my golf balls for me but breaking 100 is difficult for me which is like saying that dunking is difficult for LeBron or that being retarded is difficult for George W.  The good news is that it looks like I'm getting paid for second semester-I'll be able to pay for my latest glasses!
papa Bear

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